About Us

Chad Crowell is a fun-loving guy

We shape the world. You live in it.

We provide 😄 to hundreds of happy customers.

Manufacturing

At Acme Corporation, we take pride in what we create. Our manufacturing process goes through 3 different stages of fine workmanship to give you the best possible shapes.

  1. Drawing Our shapes are drawn with precision to the 1/100 of a millimeter.
    • We use advanced vector drawing tools to create our catalog.
    • The quality checking happens hundreds of times for each shape we create.
      • We have high quality bots that inspect our output.
      • There is also a manual team inspecting each product.
      • All our bugs are turned into automated checks that bots perform in every future shape.
    • We round all corners and clean up properly.
  2. Rasterizing Ous raster engine is world class and keeps the vector right until it gets to our high quality laser printers.
  3. Delivery Our output is hosted on the fastest of CDN with a 99.99% uptime and the bandwidth that can take care of all your load.

Products

We make over 200 shapes, the most popular of these include:

ShapeDesignDescriptionLinks
LineTwo pointy ends and a straight stretch of inkLine on wikipedia
CircleA full round with no cornersCircle on wikipedia
TriangleThree lines with three cornersTriangle on wikipedia

Team

Alex
Hippy Web Developer
Technophile
Bob
Classic SysAdmin
Conservative
Gabby
Cool Content Master
Cautious

Our Values

Nothing else.